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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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