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{"type":"standard","title":"Telescopic Bridge, Bridgwater","displaytitle":"Telescopic Bridge, Bridgwater","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17553456","titles":{"canonical":"Telescopic_Bridge,_Bridgwater","normalized":"Telescopic Bridge, Bridgwater","display":"Telescopic Bridge, Bridgwater"},"pageid":44953503,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Bridgwater_Parrett_Bridge.jpg/330px-Bridgwater_Parrett_Bridge.jpg","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Bridgwater_Parrett_Bridge.jpg","width":1366,"height":820},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1087632650","tid":"712ba9ed-d2db-11ec-9f2f-99f9d72cf590","timestamp":"2022-05-13T16:40:48Z","description":"Bridge in Somerset, United Kingdom","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.1318,"lon":-3.0015},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Telescopic_Bridge%2C_Bridgwater"}},"extract":"The Telescopic Bridge in Bridgwater, within the English county of Somerset, was built in 1871 to carry a railway over the River Parrett. It has been scheduled as an ancient monument and is a Grade II* listed building.","extract_html":"
The Telescopic Bridge in Bridgwater, within the English county of Somerset, was built in 1871 to carry a railway over the River Parrett. It has been scheduled as an ancient monument and is a Grade II* listed building.
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The Adopt-a-Highway program, and the very similar Sponsor-a-Highway, are promotional campaigns undertaken by U.S. states, provinces and territories of Canada, and some national governments outside North America to encourage volunteers to keep a section of a highway free from litter. In exchange for regular litter removal, an organization is allowed to have its name posted on a sign in the section of the highways they maintain.
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