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{"type":"standard","title":"Leeds United F.C.–Millwall F.C. rivalry","displaytitle":"Leeds United F.C.–Millwall F.C. rivalry","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q42291467","titles":{"canonical":"Leeds_United_F.C.–Millwall_F.C._rivalry","normalized":"Leeds United F.C.–Millwall F.C. rivalry","display":"Leeds United F.C.–Millwall F.C. rivalry"},"pageid":55291594,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Millwall_Leeds_at_The_Den_2018.jpg/330px-Millwall_Leeds_at_The_Den_2018.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Millwall_Leeds_at_The_Den_2018.jpg","width":3024,"height":3024},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280288196","tid":"ac7418bb-0036-11f0-b0ab-91b1eacf95e7","timestamp":"2025-03-13T18:12:07Z","description":"Rivalry between two English football teams.","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Leeds_United_F.C.%E2%80%93Millwall_F.C._rivalry"}},"extract":"The rivalry between Leeds United and Millwall is a North–South divide rivalry in English football. Millwall were founded in London in 1885 and Leeds United in Yorkshire in 1919, over 170 miles (270 km) apart. Both sides entered the Football League in 1920–21 season, albeit in different divisions. From 1920 to 2003 the sides met just 12 times; competing in different tiers for the majority of their histories, and neither considering the other a rival on the pitch. From 2004 to 2020, the teams met 28 times when Leeds were relegated from the Premier League. The rivalry began in League One during the 2007–08 season, with disorder and violent clashes between both sets of fans and the police at Elland Road. It continued into the 2008–09 season; where the teams were vying for promotion to the Championship, culminating in Millwall knocking Leeds out of the League One playoffs at the semi-final stage.","extract_html":"
The rivalry between Leeds United and Millwall is a North–South divide rivalry in English football. Millwall were founded in London in 1885 and Leeds United in Yorkshire in 1919, over 170 miles (270 km) apart. Both sides entered the Football League in 1920–21 season, albeit in different divisions. From 1920 to 2003 the sides met just 12 times; competing in different tiers for the majority of their histories, and neither considering the other a rival on the pitch. From 2004 to 2020, the teams met 28 times when Leeds were relegated from the Premier League. The rivalry began in League One during the 2007–08 season, with disorder and violent clashes between both sets of fans and the police at Elland Road. It continued into the 2008–09 season; where the teams were vying for promotion to the Championship, culminating in Millwall knocking Leeds out of the League One playoffs at the semi-final stage.
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