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Yorktown is a historic district in Tulsa, Oklahoma. It is bordered by 16th and 17th Streets on the north, 20th Street on the south, Lewis Avenue on the east, and Victor/Wheeling Avenues on the west.
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Robert Bruce Sheeks was an American combat intelligence and Japanese-language officer in the United States Marine Corps Reserve who played an important role in saving the lives of Japanese, Korean and Chamorro people during the invasions of Saipan and Tinian in June–August 1944.
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Lahoma is a 1920 American silent western film directed by Edgar Lewis and starring Peaches Jackson, Wade Boteler and Jack Perrin. It is based on the 1913 novel Lahoma by J. Breckenridge Ellis.
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