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Paola Soldevila de la Pisa is a Spanish footballer who plays as a defender for Villarreal and the Catalonia women's national football team.
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The Nicholls Colonels baseball team is a varsity intercollegiate athletic team of Nicholls State University in Thibodaux, Louisiana. The team is a member of the Southland Conference, which is part of the National Collegiate Athletic Association's Division I. Nicholls State's fi