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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}

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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}

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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

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